Quijote 1
Today was my last day of A.M. parking duty, in which I am to monitor the parking lot where kids enter in the morning. Considering this was the last day of my duty for a while, and considering the great opportunity for exposure, I just had to do it. I had to pose as don Quixote himself and guard the entrance.
We have been reading don Quixote in class for the past 2 weeks, but for some reason it hit me this morning to do something very quixotic. Surprisingly, the kids ate it up! I thought I would encounter apathy. Well, actually I didn’t really think it out too much. But, kids started to gather around to see what I was doing. They were saying “This guy is crazy!” Kids were coming out of the cafeteria just to see what was going on. I even saw kids whipping out their cell phones to take pictures. I tried not to break character.
I would scream at the students walking near me, “Halt! I am don Quixote, keeper of this castle. I am charged with keeping all evil giants out. Are you an evil giant?” If they said No, I would respond, “You may pass.” I would force people to acknowledge the beauty of my Dulcinea. One group of kids came up unexpectedly, giggling like crazy. Then one of the girls said, “I am a windmill!” and flared her arms. I ran after her with my sword.
Surprisingly, again, later in the day, a student came up to me and said that he had video taped me this morning and asked if I wanted a copy of it. So, the video you see above was shot by that student. Enjoy! I sure did.